Robert Christgau

Robert Christgau was a worthless parasite, once known as the 'Dean of American Rock Critics' before his soul was absorbed by Emanuel Fialik sometime between 1997 and 2001.

Connection to Emanuel Fialik
Christgau, being a music 'critic', gave Rammstein's albums, Herzeleid (1995) and Sehnsucht (1997) extremely negative reviews (despite his own claims that he has prejudices against many genres of music, of which Rammstein's genre is one - hence, entirely invalidating his review(s), which in addition to being insanely biased, amount to nothing more than a pompous display of illegitimate superiority).

Emanuel Fialik tried its best to silence Christgau, but it was too late, as sites such as Wikipedia, and Christgau's own website had already publicly hosted the review(s). Ultimately, Christgau's shallow attempts at 'criticism' would not deter many listeners, (mainly those who actually have the fucking autonomy to decide what they consider music), and Fialik's killing of Christgau meant nothing.

After the murder, Fialik replaced Christgau with a doppelgänger, (made using exotic non-baryonic matter, binded together by a series of human souls he had collected over the years). Christgau's murder was only discovered after authorities raided Knaack Club, following Rammstein's retaliation against Fialik in 2010.