The Jeder lacht leak of 2019

The Jeder lacht leak of 2019 was an event which occurred on Monday, 30th September 2019.

Cause
On Monday, 30th September, 2019, a man, later identified as Carlos [REDACTED] from [REDACTED], Spain, leaked one of the earliest Rammstein demos on to YouTube. This sent Emanuel Fialik in to a huge fit of rage, as the song was never uploaded in-full before.

Aftermath
Within a day, Fialik had surfaced from his Hibernation spot, inside the Earth's core in his intermediate form to find Carlos. Within hours, Fialik found Carlos and peeled his body apart violently, killing him, before absorbing his knowledge and personal information, signing in to his YouTube account, and deleting the Jeder lacht leak. (It is believed that Fialik attempted to prevent the Jeder lacht leak because Jeder lacht was created under Falco Richter's management, and therefore, would counteract Fialik's influence.)

The next day, RammWiki published the entire 5-Track Demo tape from which Jeder lacht is sourced - they uploaded the whole tape to YouTube. Fialik then targeted RammWiki's headquarters in Berlin - a large building with hundreds of employees. Fialik tore many RammWiki workers to shreds in the main lobby of the building, before the organization's security guards retaliated, using heavy firepower (at least three sources of concentrated fire from Heckler & Koch MG4s). Fialik went down within seconds of gunfire, as his body had not yet recovered sufficiently from his last encounter with Till Lindemann.

After Fialik was rendered unconscious, the administrator of RammWiki phoned Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer (Germany's minister of defense), who then contacted the nearest AFTF division, which was dispatched to the RammWiki headquarters to retrieve Fialik.

The latest leaks from the German Government indicate that Fialik has not yet awoken. As a matter of urgency, the United Nations have ditched all plans to question Fialik once it awakens, and instead, has opted to contain it as soon as possible, in the newly designed Fialik Containment Unit.